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Frequently Asked Questions


1.	Daddy, why is the sky blue?
2.	Oh Great Wise Computer Expert, (insert question that the asker should have Googled instead of bothering you)
3.	Is there a god? Answers for: Mac owners: Yes, Two. Wintel PC owners: No, but there's a Devil. Linux users: Yes, and His name rhymes with "genius". The Amish: Yes, but why are you using a PC right now??? Heretic!!!! "Indianapolis Colts" fans: Yes, but She's a "New Orleans Saints" fan. Pirates & Pasta Lovers: Yes, and He is tasty!
4.	Daddy, why do cats (almost) always land on their feet?
5.	Where is the end of the Internet?
6.	Why do we call it a less-on when someone increases his knowledge, but a mor-on is someone who didn't?


1.	I'm the proud owner of a three-and-a-half inch floppy.
2.	42.
3.	Please contact your system administrator.
4.	All your base are belong to us.